Awkward First-Date Moments

Subtle Butt

So your date suggests Indian or Chinese or Ethiopian or Mexican for dinner. So what? Worrying about gas is a thing of the past with The Pond, Inc.'s Subtle Butt smell filters (nicely priced at $9.95 for a five-pack). Just stick one of them inside your underwear, and voila: Now your only worry is to make sure you keep it quiet. You dirty, dirty girl.

[Originally posted at]