Never Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll

The case against two 93-year-old men involved in a prostitution ring continues in Manatee County, the Sarasota Herald-Tribune reported. (Yeah, we said 93-year-old men.)
Frank Milio, one of the elders, tried to pay $20 in November to an undercover officer on 14th Street West. Milio told the Herald-Tribune he was only flirting with the woman."I haven't had that in years," he said. "Ninety-three is kind of old.

Carlos Underhill, the other grown-ass man, will not be charged—though he admitted to stopping to chat with the "good-looking girl" who made eyes at him and turned out to be an undercover officer.

Underhill was willing to pay $30 for sex and that he promised to come back a few hours later to seal the deal, according to police. But prosecutors say there's no way to move forward with those charges, as there isn't any way to prove Underhill planned to come back.

Underhill was fined $150 for trying to pick up a prostitute in 1990. But according to him, times have change. All I was going to do was talk," he said Monday. "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

Yeah. We know.

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