Pretty in Pink

Three men carrying paintball guns walk into a strip club.

Nah, there's no "punchline" here; unless of course you consider gunning down a bunch of strippers with paintball guns a punchline. Actually, hey—that's not too shabby.

The guys wandered into a Boynton Beach, Fla., strip club and set their paint-filled firearms on exotic dancers in the joint, police told Fox News. The alleged incident all started when a dancer got into a fight with the club's manager. The men intervened, and somehow three dancers ended up with circular bruises after being lambasted with pink paintballs. [Fox News]

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