Fresh Meat: Manuel Uribe

The world's fattest man intends to one day be the person to have lost the most weight, Reuters reported in a recent profile of one Manuel Uribe.

But there's even more to Uribe, who went from more than one-half ton to a mere 717 pounds (518 pounds lost since March 2006). That is to say, his meatstick has gone from being a zero to a hero.

"I was impotent before, but now everything's working again. Ask my girlfriend," he said happily, his Guinness World Records certificate hanging on the wall

The secret to his sexcess may be in the weight loss, which he initiated through a diet of grapefruits, egg-white only omelets, fish, chicken, vegetables and peanuts.

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