Fresh Meat: Manuel Uribe

The world's fattest man intends to one day be the person to have lost the most weight, Reuters reported in a recent profile of one Manuel Uribe.

But there's even more to Uribe, who went from more than one-half ton to a mere 717 pounds (518 pounds lost since March 2006). That is to say, his meatstick has gone from being a zero to a hero.

"I was impotent before, but now everything's working again. Ask my girlfriend," he said happily, his Guinness World Records certificate hanging on the wall
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The secret to his sexcess may be in the weight loss, which he initiated through a diet of grapefruits, egg-white only omelets, fish, chicken, vegetables and peanuts.

[Originally posted at playgirl.com/blog]