Dear Eliot,

It's not fair. We've been watching you; and we've seen how you've been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We've stood by

as your call-girl was offered $1 million by

Hustler

to show the world what she's already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think

you've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week

. But we've been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and

Playgirl.com

? Couldn't you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We're ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line:

Playgirl

needs him naked, now.

[Originally posted at

playgirl.com/blog

]

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